Celebrity Condom Terror Escalates

March 11, 2009 by Clark 

Just when you thought it was safe to be a celebrity… you discover your face is being used to advertise condoms. This is a growing trend by the look of things, with several celebs finding out their likeness is being used – without permission – to advertise condoms and sex drugs in China.

Actress Mena Suvari is seen on packages of Eyesome condoms in China, as well as model and TV presenter Kelly Brook. There is no word as to whether their faces are on the condoms themselves.

These occurrences are down to the relaxed image copyright laws over there, and follow in the wake of images of Sean Connery and David Beckham being used to sell a Viagra-style sex drug.

Is nobody save from having their face slapped across the box of some nookie enhancer or other? Who knows? Then again, this could be the start of a new era for contraception. Stick Gordon Brown on a box of French ticklers and we’ll be in for a much lower pregnancy rate.

Similarly, I doubt there would be much hanky panky going on if you stuck a picture of Johnny Vegas on a box of saucy enhancer.

Are these condoms and things themed around the celebs in question? I can just see the Sean Connery one now- “Your hair may well fall out, but women will love you well into old age”.

They’d make a fortune.

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