Ozzy takes driving lessons to escape family

March 29, 2009 by Clark 

Can you really blame him? Ozzy Osbourne is taking driving lessons at 60 in order to escape from the family for a while. The famously dysfunctional Osbournes became a pop culture phenomenon after the reality show exposed the rock legend’s home life as even madder than his music career.

With control freak Sharon, celebrity short fuse Kelly, and Jack (who is actually kinda cool now he’s sorted himself out), the house is enough to send even someone as used to odd shenanigans as Ozzy round the proverbial bend.

I guess it makes sense for him to learn how to go around bends properly, then.

Then again, he may well just be learning to drive so he can fill a car up with Osbournes TV show merchandise and find a convenient landfill site to dump it in.

Surely the most annoying TV show, alongside Big Brother, of the whole decade, he must wish that everyone would forget it completely and get back to knowing him as a Brummie nutter who bites the heads off poultry.

Bless.

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