PARIS HILTON IN THE UK – HERE COMES TROUBLE

January 30, 2009 by Clark 

So then, Paris Hilton is in the UK again and showing us all just how much she loves us all by gracing us with her magical presence. She can make the dead walk, the blind see and the general public yawn, all at the same time. Isn’t she talented?

Not bad for someone famous for, erm, what, exactly? Oh yes, her film, music and TV career. Hang on, doesn’t that amount to her getting killed in films, getting her clothes off in print, and fascinating us all with her ready wit?

*ahem*

She’s over here promoting her latest jaunt into reality TV- ‘Paris Hilton’s Best British Friend’ or some such nonsense. Yet more fuel to the raging fires of consumerist apathy and vapid celebrities catering to vapid members of the public who talk only in txt speak and think that X-factor is a viable career option.

For someone with so little grasp on reality, current events or a decent meal, she is very good at staying in the limelight, but there’s only so long a sex tape will keep you in peroxide. For someone whose name serves as an ‘If lost, return to…’ instruction, you can’t help but feel sorry for her.

Did I say sorry? I meant utter, seething contempt.

Regards,

Your Opinionated Blogger

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